We are really good at having sex. We should, like, take this sho...

J.D.: We are really good at having sex. We should, like, take this show on the road.
Elliot: Oh, don't joke. My mom would come sit in the front row and tell me I'd look prettier if I smiled more


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J.D., Elliot Reid
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Scrubs Season 1 Episode 15: "My Bed Banter & Beyond"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 1 Episode 15 Quotes

Things that wouldn't have bothered you a week ago in a friendship become so incredibly important when sex is involved. I just...I think it'd be easier if you weren't friends with your girlfriend... At all

J.D.

J.D.: I can't believe today's over.
Elliot: I can't believe I ate half a pizza.
J.D.: Oh please, Elliot, I had, like, two pieces.
Elliot: If you tell anyone anything about today, please leave that part out

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