Well, right now, that would be nice.

Mike: Robbed?
Liv: Yes, sir. Mrs. Plunkett was robbed -- of her sense of innocence that aliens don't exist.
Mike: OK. You think police work is a joke. You think this is a game. What you think I got Willie Wonka tattooed on my ass cause it's a chocolate factory or somethin'? I swear. Everything I say goes in one ear and right out the other.
Liv: Well, right now, that would be nice.


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Deputy, look. I appreciate mythical creatures; I really do. Well, except for mermaids. You know, where do they get off sittin' up on the rocks all high and mighty, expecting you to ask them out on a date. I mean, why they so stuck up? I mean, if you half fish, you gonna smell all like fish, you understand?

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Mike: I'm just tired. You know, Cletus is in this humpin' phase. I had to spend half the night defendin' my easy char. Speakin' of, you know anything about gettin' stains out of couch cushions? I mean deep stains.
Ben: Nope. Know anything about gettin' disgusting images out of my head?

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