Darlene: If you love me, you will hit me with that canoe lamp and knock me out.
Ben: Well, sure, but then who's going to hit me with the canoe lamp?


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Mark: It's been three weeks since Grannie Rosie's funeral, why are people still giving us casseroles?
Harris: And why do people bring casseroles when somebody dies?

Jackie: What was this, tuna casserole or potato salad?
Darlene: It doesn't matter. It's just stuff and mayonnaise.