Stan: What about our elephant pig?
Dr. Mephisto: I'm afraid I can't do that. Have you heard that song by Loverboy? (breaks into song) Pig and elephant DNA just won't splice.

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South Park Season 1 Episode 5: "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig"
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South Park Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

Cartman: If a girl pulled that with me I'd be like: "Yo! Why don't you start dressing me up like a mailman and making me dance for you while you go smoke crack and have sex with some guy in my dad's bed"!
Kyle: Dude, what the hell are you talking about?
Cartman: I'm just saying Stan's a wuss is all.

Bebe: I'd want a pot-bellied elephant.
Pip: Yes! I'd pay $50 for one!