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Tom

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Character:
Tom Haverford
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 4: "Sex Education"
Show:
Parks and Recreation
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[via Tweet] Just hit a fire hydrant, but I survived. #Unbreakable #WhatsMrGlassuptothesedays #whynosequel?

Tom

Tom: I don't want to put words in your mouth, but case dismissed.
Lawyer: And you were texting at the time, correct?
Tom: How dare you sir? I was tweeting!