You can talk to me if you want? Elliot, I can't talk to you ab...
Elliot: You can talk to me if you want?
Turk: Elliot, I can't talk to you about sex - I don't understand any of that crazy gibberish you use. Penis is "schwing"-something...
Elliot: "Schwing-schwong," "peepers," or "peep."
Turk: And vagina?
Elliot: Disgusting! But also "bagingo" and "ho-ho"
Turk: I'm trying to get in the mood, right? And Carla's going on and on about her Cervical Muccus.
Elliot: Ap-ap! From now on Cervical Muccus, will be referred to as Icky Sticky.
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- Characters:
- Turk, Elliot Reid
- Episode:
- Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5: "My New God"
- Show:
- Scrubs
- Related Quotes:
- Turk Quotes, Elliot Reid Quotes, Scrubs Season 5 Episode 5 Quotes, Scrubs Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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