You guys, I don't want to do this. Come on. No one's going to ...

Turk: You guys, I don't want to do this.
Elliot: Come on. No one's going to call you names.
Turk: I know, but...
J.D.: FACE! Butt-face.
Turk: Listen. My butt is fabulous. A slice of that up here, that's just me spreading the wealth.


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J.D., Turk, Elliot Reid
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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14: "My Screw Up"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 Quotes

Dr. Cox: Now where is your camera? Aren't, aren't you going to take some pictures?
J.D.: Pictures of what?
Dr. Cox: You know. Crying babies. Covered in chocolate. People singing happy birthday to my son, who've never even met him before. You know, the whole routine.
J.D.: Where do you think we are?

...in the end, the most important thing to accept is that no matter how alone you feel, how painful it may be, with the help of those around you, you'll get through this too.

J.D.'s narration
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