J.D.: (To Carla) You knew she worked here? I can't believe you kept a secret. Remember before your wedding when you sold me out to Turk?
Carla: You showed up drunk at my shower screaming through tears that I'd never be as emotionally connected to him as you are!
J.D.: Turk knew I was joking.
J.D.'s narration: Because we're so emotionally connected.
Turk: Elliot, nobody respects clinic doctors.
Elliot: Really, Turk? I think your hernia patient does.
Turk: (Laughs) I'm not upset about that.
Carla: It's obvious you are.
J.D.: It's more obvious to me baby...I mean Turk.