You know, normally I don't agree with Leslie about anything, but this book is awesome.

Tom Haverford

Rating: 4.0 / 5.0 (1 Vote)
Tom Haverford
Parks and Recreation Season 1 Episode 2: "Canvassing"
Parks and Recreation
Related Quotes:
Tom Haverford Quotes, Parks and Recreation Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes, Parks & Rec Quotes
Added by:

Parks and Recreation Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

I'm going to see my mom. She's a big mucky-muck in the county school system. She's my hero. How do I explain her? She's as repected as Mother Theresa; she's as powerful as Stalin and she's as beautiful as Margaret Thatcher.

Leslie Knope

Local citizen: Look, I think this is a great idea, but I can't make any forum. I would have to get a babysitter...
Leslie Knope: How old are your kids?
Local citizen: Four and two.
Leslie Knope: Could the four-year-old watch the two-year-old?