You stole a baby? Only for a few seconds. Turns out, just beca...

Ted: You stole a baby?
Linda: Only for a few seconds. Turns out, just because you write your name on something doesn't mean you get to keep it.
Ted: Yeah, I think babies have to be notarized


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Ted Crisp, Linda Zwordling
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Better Off Ted Season 1 Episode 5: "Win Some, Dose Some"
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Better Off Ted
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Better Off Ted Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

My daughter is selling wrapping paper to raise money for her school. Whoever sells the most wins a trip to Disneyland. Second prize gets to cry while Rose and I go to Disneyland

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Phil: I win! This is the most fun anyone has ever had with hypodermic needles.
Lem: It's not over yet. It's still wobbling. And it can't come out for at least a minute. Same rules as for losing your virginity

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