Accidentally on Purpose Quotes

Billie: Did you tell [Abby] about my half-a-wax? Olivia: I don’t talk to her unless you’re here

Ryan: [Billie] ate our ribs?! And this is how I find out? Oh, it is on! Davis: Yeah! What could we do? How could we get her back? What of…

Billie: Why isn’t the toilet where the hole is? Zack: I don’t want to get into complicated plumbing terms right now, but it turns out, I…

Zack [to Billie]: I thought you were asleep in your bed. The pillows were arranged in a very Billie-like way, and I thought they were…

Olivia: So, you left halfway through your waxing, and now it looks like a seven? Billie: Or, from my point of view, an L

Zack [carrying a toilet upstairs]: This thing was way cheap on Craigslist. Davis: This is a used toilet?!

Zack [about his ribs Billie stole]: They were only boiled. I hadn’t even barbecued them yet. Billie: Oh, I dipped them in some maple…

Sasha: I know you will say the exact right thing to make me feel better. Billie: … There, there. Sasha: You are so wise

Andrea: I’m just not interested in anything more than a physical relationship with you. Davis: Why?! I mean, what is it about me? Is– is…

Zack: Uh, Sasha, look, how do I put this? Some foods just don’t go together: pickles and melon, whip cream and eggplant or… Sasha:…