Better Off Ted Quotes

Commercial: Veridian Dynamics. Individuals=–we believe everyone is special, irreplaceable, and will follow the thing walk in in front of…

Veronica: Linda, you’re in charge of the lab. I leave it all to you. Linda: Me? Veronica: I don’t like it down there. it’s chilly, the…

Veronica: But rebooting would shut down Veridian’s entire worldwide operation. And that mean money, which the company never parts with…

Phil: This jet pack project is going to be so exciting. Jet packs are the ultimate dream of every scientist. Skies teeming with ordinary…

Ted: I think I know my last name. It’s the one thing my father and I agree on

Linda: You love rules. You should marry a rule and have little rule children, then build a house made of rules. Ted: You mean a house…

Linda: Don’t bother with HR. I can fake any ID with a razor blade and wite-out. Trust me, I’ve been 21 since I was 15

Ted: Sometimes big companies make big mistakes. Like yesterday’s, which caused a million fish in Lake Michigan to grow fur

Linda: No, I can’t be a chicken lady. I have so much I want to do in my life. I want to get married and have children and glue feathers…

Ted: I sold more wrapping paper than you. Veronica: That’s not what we were competing over. Ted: It was one of the things we were…