Californication Quotes

Hank: I enjoy the casual nature of things.

Movie Karen: Why does he love her so much? I mean what is it about her? Hank: I don’t know. I don’t think I’ve ever known. I think…

Becca: You know what I think Dad? I think it’s all going to be OK. Chapters end. Sometime you gotta shake things up.

Hank: You’re clearly the better man. Ben: Yeah Hank? Like that was ever up for debate buddy.

Eddie: Stinky snatch! P.U.!

Peggy: Ugh this is so boring! I wish we were at the kid’s table and you were finger banging me underneath it.

Eddie: Well listen we don’t need to work this out today Karen, but I would like to pick your brain and I do think you should consider…

Sasha: Once you fucked my mother my vagina pretty much sealed right up. Hank: So you’re like a Barbi now?

Peggy: I was just telling him I started my period and that my cherry poppin’ daddy needs to earn his red wings. Hank: Oh boy, this planet…

Karen: And the judge? Did you sleep with the judge too? Hank: No, no, just a little oral and some anal. Its hard to get the robe up.