Californication Quotes

Karen: Oh my god, nothing changes! You got off so fucking lucky today and are still behaving like a bratty child. Hank: Right…thank you…

Karen: Wow you move fast. Or is this how you are paying off your bill?

Hank: Oh never have I been so excited to write a huge check and service the community for twelve days.

Judge: You have been found guilty of statutory rape, but the real crime here is not one of moral turpitude. Your true crime is that you…

Karen: I thought we were a fucking fairy tale, but if you’re careless with something long enough you know it breaks. And that’s how I…

Karen: I am lucky. I’m lucky to have known you. I’m lucky to have loved you, but I feel it’s finally over, which is a kind of relief.

Marcy: God I wish I could get high with y’all. I mean the baby’s not gonna go full retard if I get just the tiniest bit whacked right?

Marcy: You’re wise and beautiful you know that? You make us feel old and stupid, and we love you for it.

Becca: Take it from someone who was watching and taking notes. You guys were good together.

Hank: Oh god, pity those poor kids who are never going to forget this image of this big naked man-baby rising up from the water like the…