Californication Quotes

Becca: You know that I pray sometimes Dad? You know what I pray for the most? That I wake up one day and you’ve become a total bore.

Abby: Oh my god you’re so generous and sweet. Hank: Yeah I know I’m going to make some White Power guy an excellent bitch.

Abby: I do like a man who prepares for the worstest.

Hank: You can’t let the priests have all the fun.

Hank: Well that happened.

Hank: The only thing I’m guilty of is poor judgement.

Hank: Get me a strainer, I’ll clean it up, I’ll make it nice.

Hank: Revenge is a dish best served with my dick.

Hank: I look like a fucking FBI agent.

Karen: I don’t know how we got here, but this is where we are.