Californication Quotes

Hank: I’ll always be buzzing around like a gnat, like a well-hung gnat, with a dream.

Karen: Once you were my future, then you were my misery, now you’re almost my past.

Becca: Dad do we look like the kind of girls who are into American Idol? Hank: No not so much, actually you like girls who would hurt…

Marcy: I don’t know what to tell you Charlie? The heart wants. Charlie: Well this heart wants freedom from responsibility and an…

Karen: There is nothing wrong with the big blue bus.

Hank: Get a load of black Jesus, he turn water in whiskey too?

Peggy: Your virginity is mine brother Runkle!

Charlie: Believe it Sister Christian. Keep it in the family, taboo style

Abby: Nervous shitters are almost always found guilty.

Stu: I’ve become quite fond of that verbal diarrhea. Marcy: That’s lovely and disgusting Stu thanks.