Californication Quotes

Stu: I’m a man… sorta. I mean I can take it, I think.

Peggy: That was intense, I almost wanted to fuck you to death but in a good way you know?

Hank: Well here’s to difficult daughters. Julia: Cheers. Hank: And uh here’s to mothers who drink with strangers. Julia: Cheers, Cheers.

Hank: Girl makes it sound so pleasant. I have one big pain in the ass teenage daughter.

Marcy: You never know Karen; just because we have a black president doesn’t mean we talk about that shit.

Becca: You know what really scares me? I liked being fucked up, now more than ever. Is that a kid thing or a family thing?

Hank: I’m a writer Sasha not a fuck toy. Sasha: Don’t look now but your manpon string is hanging out.

Director: Fucking sequels.

Hank: I feel a hate crime coming on. Charlie: Don’t be hatin’ on the good news dance.

Charlie: What is a hairy scary A-lister to do? She calls the Marster over there and what does Marci do? She accidentally tears off a…