Californication Quotes

Heather: Hey do you want to try it from behind? Charlie: Absolutely, that’s my favorite. Heather: Me Too. Charlie: Right? Because it gets…

Becca: Yeah I don’t laugh as easily as I used to. Hank: Don’t I know it. Becca: Guess things aren’t as funny as they used to be.

Marci: You remind me of Charlie physically. You like his fucking doppelganger Stu you’re all bald and pear shaped and shit, it’s really…

Marci: You know what’s weird? I am horny as fuck. No seriously, I beat off twice this morning. Ugh, OK fine, I made love to myself….

Charlie: You write a good script and they will come…all over your face baby!

Hank: I was just putting my thoughts in order when I was rudely interrupted by the ill affects of self-medicating.

Hank: Honey, I didn’t mean to force moisture from your face.

Sasha: How do I look? Hank: Good enough to shit on.

Hank: Probably not the best idea for me to get involved with the actress who is going to play the girl that I raped, allegedly. Sasha: I…

Sasha: Your client is being very naughty. I think you should send him to my room without any supper.