Desperate Housewives Quotes

Mary Alice: It was at that moment it occurred to Ida, God may work in mysterious ways, but he isn’t particularly subtle.

Mary Alice: It was an accepted fact among the residents of Wisteria Lane that Ida Greenberg liked her liquor. People had seen her drunk…

Phyllis: (talking about Rex) I even kept the dirty magazine that he hid under his mattress. He didn’t think I knew about it, but I did….

Carlos: You knew the one thing that I demanded was fidelity, and you still went out and screwed around behind my back. Gabrielle: You…

Bree: You are no longer invited to the funeral. Phyllis: What? Reverend Sikes: You’re not serious. Bree: Oh, yes, I am. I am going to…

Gabrielle (to nurse): I don’t need to take a test. I’m just trying to reassure my husband of what I know is true in my heart. So if you…

Andrew (about Phyllis): I know she’s probably a bitch, but she’s family; that makes her our bitch.

Gabrielle: So you’re just not gonna talk to me, is that it? Fine. I don’t need to talk. Okay. Yes, I had a little affair. It wasn’t the…

Lynette: (to Parker) I love you, I love your finger painting, but if you touch me with those messy hands, I will cut them off.

John: So what, you don’t love me? Gabrielle: Well, up until the point that you told my husband we were having an affair, I was quite fond…