Desperate Housewives Quotes

Gabrielle (to nurse): I don’t need to take a test. I’m just trying to reassure my husband of what I know is true in my heart. So if you…

Andrew (about Phyllis): I know she’s probably a bitch, but she’s family; that makes her our bitch.

Gabrielle: So you’re just not gonna talk to me, is that it? Fine. I don’t need to talk. Okay. Yes, I had a little affair. It wasn’t the…

Bree: (to Rex’s corpse) You look… magnificent.

Bree: Give me your tie. Tom: What? Bree: Give me your tie! Lynette: Give it to her! Give it to her!

Gabrielle: No, Carlos. What choice do we have? They’re two teenagers who are getting seriously involved. Isn’t it better to be safe than…

Juanita: I don’t want to take a bath! Gabrielle: Sorry, you need to return the dirt to the earth.

Susan: Moby Dick? Robin: It’s not what you think. It’s about a whale.

Mary Alice: Orson Hodge was smiling again. And Bree would soon learn the reason why. You see, her husband… had decided to kill himself.

Lynette: Maybe we should think about seeing another therapist. Tom: When we started, you loved her. Lynette: Yeah, and when we started, I…