Desperate Housewives Quotes

Angie: We make sure they don’t do anything stupid. Have you gotten Ana birth control? Gabrielle: I make her spend time with Juanita and…

Bree: You will not be killing yourself! I will remove every knife, rope and pill from this house and, if I have to, I will be with you 24…

Gabrielle: You know how Ana is dating Danny Bolen? Carlos: I’m gonna kill him. Gabrielle: And we have to be realistic. Carlos: With my…

Lawyer: “To my dearest Susie Q. Who endured my infidelities far longer than she should have, years of cheating, betrayals almost from the…

Gabrielle: I don’t understand. How could you not know you’re Mexican? We eat Mexican food all the time! Juanita: We eat Chinese food,…

Susan: You fantasize about other men when you’re with Carlos? Gabrielle: Honey, Carlos has been so many different men, I’m actually…

Ana: I know it’s risky, but I’m really passionate about this. And I think that the best way to be successful in life is to do what you’re…

Danny: This is why I don’t tell her stuff. Angie: Okay. I’m sorry. I was just trying to make a joke. Let’s get back to dinner, huh?…

Susan: Oh, no! He’s heading towards the toaster with a fork!

Lynette: This morning you walked in and sat on the toilet while I shaved my legs. We have no boundaries.