Desperate Housewives Quotes

Laura: You’re pretty cavalier considering your carelessness almost killed my daughter. Gabrielle: I gotta say, Laura, you’re kind of a…

Mike: Honey, let her have her lies. Let her plot. You got nothing to worry about. You mean everything to me and Katherine means nothing….

Mrs. McCluskey: Lynette, when you’ve needed a favor from me, have I ever let you down? Lynette: Last month we needed a sitter for Penny,…

Lynette: This would be a really good place for you to jump in and tell me I’m not a castrating bitch Tom: Sure! Just put down the knife…

Tom: So, I still don’t get why you fired Roy. I mean, he was putting the bird house where you wanted it, right? Lynette: It’s not about…

Lynette: (holding a worldmap) There you go, Gaby. It’s kinda old. It’s from before the Soviet Union broke up. Gabrielle: The Soviet Union…

Gabrielle: Let me tell you something, Mrs. Peterson. I am pulling Juanita out of this crappy, crappy school! Come on, Carlos! Mrs….

Bree: We can’t do this. It’s adultery! Karl: Luckily we’re both adults.

Bree: If I’m gonna break a commandment, I don’t want it to be for a quickie on this couch. Karl: Who said quickie? I’ve got 40 minutes…

Katherine: Haven’t seen you in a while. Susan: Well, I’ve been… using the back door a lot more lately.