Desperate Housewives Quotes

Edie: You said you two were finished. You thought he was a murderer. Susan: And that was your cue to come over and flirt?! You wasted…

John: I should’ve wore a condom. Gabrielle: Yeah, that would’ve helped

Edie [to Bree]: You could have an affair with anyone and you choose the pharmacist? You are such a Republican

Carlos: Before the accident I told her how much I wanted a child and she said that she would take care of it. I just thought that she…

Carlos: Where are you going? Gabrielle: I feel a wave of morning sickness coming on, and I want to be standing on your mother’s grave…

Carlos: You’ve been paying more attention to your food than you have to me lately. Gabrielle: I plan on getting really fat as a tribute…

Mary Alice: When she was younger, Sophie Bremmer was a hopeless romantic. She was also hopelessly naive. Which is how she came to be…

Mary Alice: Marriage is a simple concept. Basically, it’s a contract between two people. It binds them together for life in the hopes…

Mary Alice: The vow is simple, really. Those who take it promise to stay together for better or for worse. For richer or for poorer. In…

Bree: Honey, do your hands still tremble when they touch me? Rex: No. But come on, we’ve been married eighteen years. Bree: Yes we have….