Desperate Housewives Quotes

Gabrielle: If you ever hurt me again, I will kill you. Carlos: If you ever leave me for another man, I’ll kill you. Gabrielle: Boy, with…

John: What about me? Can’t I be your plan B? Gabrielle: Damn it, John. What is our new rule? John: Stop pretending we have a future….

Andrew: You know what my mum said to me last night? She said she doesn’t think I’m going to Heaven. Can you believe that? Reverend Sikes:…

Gabrielle: I don’t need your credit cards, Carlos, and I don’t need your money, but if our marriage is gonna work, I need your respect….

Mary Alice: Every morning as she went to take out her trash, Lynette Scavo would indulge in a little daydream, the details of which were…

Bree: Rex, don’t get up, I’ll just be a moment. (to Andrew) Now listen here. A parent has to provide for everything their children needs:…

Gabrielle: Look, you really want to get back at him? Then kiss me. John: How’s that going to help? Gabrielle: Because one day, when the…

Bree: Porter, what did I tell you? Porter: But I’m hungry. Bree: Well, then, I will fix you a very nice bowl of peaches and cottage…

Gabrielle: What’s that? Carlos: It’s called a post-nuptual agreement. It’s a legal document that… Gabrielle: No, I know what a post-nup…

Mary Alice: There were many things Gabrielle Solis knew for certain. She knew red was her color. She knew diamonds went with everything…