Desperate Housewives Quotes

Mary Alice: Children come into the world with their own agendas. Some to brighten our days, some to test our patience, some to give us…

Tom: Lynette, the kids are getting older and they are getting smarter. Soon, they’re going to realize that they outnumber us and, then……

Gabrielle: What? Carlos: You never liked Mama. Gabrielle: Well, it’s awfully hard to like someone who actively hates your guts. She…

Bree: Think about how good men are at lying on the spot. Imagine if you gave them time and a pen

Edie: Susan, you know I try. I try to look past your flaws, your klutziness, that, that faux vulnerability, your hair, but you look for…

Bree: Camp Hennessy. Teaches kids respect for authority and boundaries in a summer camp-like atmosphere. Rex: The perimeter is surrounded…

Edie [to Bill]: Your foreman said that you were out on a date with a hottie. Evidently, someone’s in need of Lasik. Susan: You tracked us…

Bree: Andrew, I need you to take out the trash. Andrew: Sure. Bree: Now, not five hours from now. Andrew: I’m going, I’m going. God! Um,…

Lynette: Tom, am I a bad person? Tom: No, why would you say that? Lynette: I don’t know. I guess I just have it in my head that only bad…

Mary Alice: In the Coma Ward at Sacred Heart Hospital, the dreams begin just after midnight. The pitch black of night gives way to vivid…