Desperate Housewives Quotes

Mary Alice: The residents of Wisteria Lane are nothing if not loyal. But, there are times when that loyalty is put to the test by the…

Renee: You know what they say – Ugly plus money equals handsome!

Bob: Just don’t talk politics, and don’t push Warren Buffett in the pool. Lee: I didn’t push him. He got between me and the margarita bar.

Mrs. McCluskey: You should go over and talk to Paul. I’ll watch M.J. Susan: Oh, I can’t do that. He might be in the middle of something….

Mrs. McCluskey: So, post-transplant sex, huh? If it’s as good as my post-cancer sex, you’re in for a treat. Susan: Fingers crossed.

Mary Alice: The residents of Wisteria Lane are nothing if not loyal. They love their country. They root for the home team. They support…

Mary Alice: Whenever we make mistakes, we need to apologize and then we need to move on. We must try to accept the changes in our lives…

Susan: So, you’re trying to tell me that it is random. Roy: I’m trying to do anything I can to get you to stop crying, honey. You’re on a…

Susan: Look at me! I should buy a lottery ticket right now. Bree: Yes, you should. Then, you should “eat it!”

Gaby: You are lucky. You got a kidney transplant. And if you take anymore of my money, you’re going to need a face transplant.