Desperate Housewives Quotes

Bree: Is that how you see me? As some sort of prude who just lays there like a cold fish? I love sex. Dr. Goldfine: All right. Bree: I…

Lynette: Seriously, you’re taking your kids’ medication? Jordana: Once in a while. Do you want a couple? Lynette: Oh, that’s very kind of…

Gabrielle: Yeah, I’ve seen who you’ve been busy with. John: Danielle? Come on, I mean, she’s just a friend. Gabrielle: Well, before you…

Mary Alice: Suburbia is a battleground, an arena for all forms of domestic combat. Husbands clash with wives, parents cross swords with…

Dr. Sicher: Severe depression. Borderline personality disorder. Zach is a deeply troubled young man. Paul: I’m aware of that. What are…

Carlos: Hmmmm… that’s nice. Gabrielle: You like that? Carlos: Oh, yeah. Gabrielle: God, I’m gonna miss this, Carlos. Carlos: What do…

Mary Alice Young: People by their very nature are always on the lookout for intruders. Trying to prevent those on the outside from…

Mike: Okay, I know you’re mad at me and I’m sorry I didn’t stop you from going out with that guy. Susan: I’m not mad at you. I mean I’m…

Lynette: You can tell them how beautifully behaved the twins are. Bree: So you want me to lie? Lynette: I thought that was understood

Bree: He could’ve been a sexual predator. Rex: And he ended up at Mrs. Fromme’s? That’s a lose-lose situation. Bree: Rex. That’s not the…