Desperate Housewives Quotes

Bree: I love to try out new recipes before the holidays. That way if the cookbook has it wrong, I can fix it

Bree: Rex. The truth is, with the kids gone, I’ll be all by myself in this house for the first time in seventeen years. Rex: Honey, I…

Susan: A guy just smiles at me three times and I’m picking out wedding china. I’m a mess. Lynette: But to be fair, that’s part of your…

Mary Alice: Every neighborhood has a woman like Alberta Fromme. And every woman like Mrs. Fromme has a cat. When she traveled Mrs. Fromme…

Carlos: Do you have to do that now? My mother’s here. Gabrielle: Hey, I’m not gonna stop my life just because she decides to show up…

Susan: You remember that cop from the neighborhood watch meeting the other night? He agreed to run a fingerprint check on the screwdriver…

Edie: I hate Susan Mayer. Everytime I see those big doe eyes of hers, I swear to God I just want to go out and shoot a deer

Yao Lin: I hate lying. Gabrielle: Yeah, well, I hate your ironing, so there

Bree: Andrew, I’m curious. When you fantasize about this woman, do you ever stop to think how she came to be on this runway? That’s…

Martha: Ah, Susan. Being coy is a strategy best employed by virgins at their first dance, for women of our age it’s just annoying