Desperate Housewives Quotes

Lynette: I used to run a company with 85 people, and now I can’t even wrangle two kids without doping them?

John: You want me to mow the lawn wearing sandals? I’d lose a toe. Gabrielle: You’ll lose more than that if Carlos finds out you’re…

Andrew: You went in my room? Bree: You think that’s bad? Tomorrow, I’m cleaning it

Gabrielle: I love taking baths. Especially with you. It’s like taking a vacation from the world. John: I hated taking baths when I was a…

Julie [about Mike]: I still don’t understand why you don’t just ask him out on an ‘official date’ date. Susan: I’m trying a new strategy….

Gabrielle: Why are your friends staring at me? Did you tell them about us? John: No. They’re staring ‘cuz they think you’re hot….

Mary Alice: When I was alive, I maintained many different identities. Lover, wife, and ultimately, victim. Yes, labels are important to…

Gabrielle [to Ashley, about kissing]: And some people kiss their friends, it’s like a high-five on the lips!

Rex: So these tennis lessons we’re taking. How are we doing? Bree: My back hand is improving immensely, but you’re still having problems…

Zach: Maybe when you die, I won’t put in an obituary. Paul: That will be your choice to make. Assuming you outlive me