Desperate Housewives Quotes

Susan: You can afford a cabin but you can’t scrape up child support? Karl: The check’s in the mail. Susan: Uh…[checks mailbox] No, it’s…

Mary Alice: After I died, I began to surrender the parts of myself that were no longer necessary. My desires, beliefs, ambitions, doubts,…

Susan: You know what? I don’t need an apology! I don’t need anything from you! Karl: You’re humiliating yourself! Susan: No, you’re the…

Susan: Thanks for helping me break in. Do you think it’s gonna be hard to replace that screen? Mike: Well that depends. Nail it in…

Karl: The heart wants what it wants. Susan: Well, my heart wants to hurt you, but I can control myself!

Susan: Listen, Mike, about the whole “seeing me naked” thing. I just wanna thank you for being such a perfect gentleman. Mike: Oh, I…

Bree: Rex. In college, when we first started dating, people were so jealous of us. We were the golden couple. Everybody knew we were…

Mary Alice: An odd thing happens when we die, our senses vanish. Taste, touch, smell and sound become a distant memory, but our sight?…

Gabrielle: I can’t believe she wormed her way in. How did you let her do that? Susan: I don’t know, I was gonna take her out at the…

Julie: Dear Diary, Mike doesn’t even know I’m alive. Susan: Shut up. Julie: If you wanna date him, you’re gonna have to ask him out….