Desperate Housewives Quotes

Gabrielle: So now you’re taking Julie on your dinner date with Mike? Susan: Yeah, well, if Edie’s gonna be there, I’m gonna need…

Susan: Julie? Mike Delfino just invited us to dinner Friday night. Julie: He did? Cool. Susan: But only I’m going. Because you’re gonna…

Bree: Do you remember when you proposed? Rex: For God’s sake. Bree: We sat on Skyline Drive and drank a bottle of apple wine and when we…

Carlos: When a man buys a woman expensive jewelry, there are many things he may want in return. For future reference, conversation ain’t…

Mike: Should I have told her we were having steak? She’s not like, a vegetarian or something, is she? Susan: Oh, no, no. Edie’s…

Woman: Listen, it seems to me like you have some anger management issues. Lynette: I have four kids under the age of six. I absolutely…

Edie [about her housing burning down]: Oh God, look at all these things, all these beautiful things that my ex-husbands worked so hard…

Mrs. Huber: Susan, do you have anything to contribute to the clothing drive for Edie? The poor thing is running around in next to…

Mary Alice: Susan was furious with Edie for using a dog to ingratiate herself with its owner. She was also furious with Mike for not…

John: Ah. This is great. I got tons of homework tonight. It’s so easy to concentrate after sex. Gabrielle: Well, I’m glad I could help….