Desperate Housewives Quotes

Paul: I must say, for a virgin you were surprisingly open-minded.

Mary Alice: Humiliation – it’s not always something we can avoid.

Bree: Do you wanna talk about my perfect lawn? Nine years ago, my son found me face down drunk on it. It’s true! He had to turn the…

Gaby [to Juanita]: You’re either going as a dog or a little Mexican girl. And in this neighborhood, we both know which one’s getting more…

Bree: I’ll come if I can bring Keith. Renee: I guess one child would be okay.

Renee: I feel like you get me, Gaby. And you know why? Because we’re both extremely beautiful. Gaby: God bless you for having the courage…

Renee: I haven’t touched a carb since 1985, but thank you.

Bree [on Keith]: I better figure out a way to slow him down before this John Wayne walk becomes permanent.

Paul: Susan, it seems like a lot of things are for sale: your body, your honor, your reputation. The house would seem to be the smallest…

Mary Alice: He had a plan that would set neighbor against neighbor and friend against friend, and it was a plan that was going to succeed.