Desperate Housewives Quotes

Susan: Come on, this is my chance! My aunt had a stroke while driving. When am I gonna get that lucky again?!?

Susan: This is my turn to flaunt. And I can’t flaunt with a free piano.

Mike: Why is there a big ass piano in our house? Susan: Actually, Big Ass stopped making pianos. This is a Yamaha.

Barbara [on Eddie]: I always figured the only girl he’d end up with would be blind, deaf or inflatable.

Gaby: [Lynette] is louder than someone on fire!

Gaby: I thought maybe for a second that Susan Mayer lady and I might be friends, but then she started talking.

Susan: I have an expensive, worthless art degree that says I know what I’m talking about.

Bree: You can never go wrong with a genuine compliment.

Gaby [on Bree]: You mean the woman whose parents named her after cheese? I like my robots to be more life-like.

Gaby: Really, does it look like I eat cake?