Desperate Housewives Quotes

Parker: These are baby toys. We’re too old to play with these. Stella: Well, I’m too old to remember what the hell six-year-olds like to…

Susan: My idea of the perfect wedding keeps changing. One day I want white roses and then I want lillies .. only one thing stays constant…

Scott: Yes, Lynette, I am a couple’s counselor. Lynette: Really? And what do you call this? Ambush therapy?

Mary Alice: From the moment we wake up in the morning ’til our head hits the pillow at night, our lives are filled with questions. Most…

(Tom suggests to Lynette to have sex since she doesn’t wanna talk to him and this is the only way they can communicate). Lynette:…

Edie: (to Susan, about Gabrielle) At least get her a thoughtless crappy gift, like a blender. Susan: I got you a blender for Christmas….

Gabrielle: (to Susan) Oh, Susan, Julie told me about Ian I’m so sorry, you must be devastated. (Mike is moving his stuff over to Susan’s…

Susan: (to Franois on the phone) And I wanna see if you still available to do the flowers. Bye oh, ah, just so you know, Ian’s not the…

Edie: I just peed on that, for God’s sake, put it on a coaster!

Mary Alice: (narrating) Yes, Susan knew Mike was about to pop the question. The one she thought he’d never ask… Susan: Oh, Mike. Mary…