Desperate Housewives Quotes

(Tom suggests to Lynette to have sex since she doesn’t wanna talk to him and this is the only way they can communicate). Lynette:…

Edie: (to Susan, about Gabrielle) At least get her a thoughtless crappy gift, like a blender. Susan: I got you a blender for Christmas….

Ranger: I’m sorry, I just can’t let you go up there- Susan: Can’t? There is no “can’t” in love. There is a man on that mountain that I…

Rick: I’m staying as long as Lynette wants me there. And make no mistake. She wants me there. Tom: Oh, buddy. You’re not thinking this…

Susan: Mike, I twisted my ankle. Mike: Good. ‘Cause now I get to do this. (picks her up and kisses her)

Mary Alice: (narrating) Anyone can end up a victim. Injured by the actions of others. But whether the damage is inflicted by a cunning…

Susan: (lost in the woods leaving Mike a voicemail) Hey, Mike. Um… Listen, I know your cellphone is off but I– I wanted you to know…

Vern: I can’t believe one dress could cost so much. Gabrielle: Well, I want to look fabulous tonight when Victor’s elected mayor. Vern:…

Toni: Look… After hearing your whole history with Mike, it doesn’t take a genius to figure out what the problem is. Susan: What is it?…

Toni: What are you doing? Susan: It’s a face-mask, it’s lavender and honey, you want some? Toni: Honey, huh? So you’re in the middle of…