Desperate Housewives Quotes

Rick: I’m staying as long as Lynette wants me there. And make no mistake. She wants me there. Tom: Oh, buddy. You’re not thinking this…

Susan: Mike, I twisted my ankle. Mike: Good. ‘Cause now I get to do this. (picks her up and kisses her)

Edie: (about Gabrielle) Well, if she wants to play these schoolgirl games, fine, ’cause I invented ’em!

Gabrielle: (about Edie dating Carlos) It’s awkward, it’s, it’s like if I donated a dress to charity, and I went to a party and you showed…

Gabrielle: Good friends share more than just gossip and brunch, they share enemies too!

Therapist: To let one guy go, well, that’s life. It happens. To let them both go, that’s just stupid. Susan: Stupid? Therapist: Yes, that…

(After Susan burst in tears when she asked her about her love life) Therapist: Cancel my lunch, I’m gonna be here for a while.

Man: It’s my car! She tripped me and grabbed my keys. Police officer: Is this true, Ma’am? Susan: Oh alright, take his side!

Gabrielle: Good friends share enemies too, so are you with me or not? Susan: Ehm, of course we’re with you. Lynette: We will give Edie…

Edie: (to Gabrielle) You are as tall as my legs. What are you gonna do?