Desperate Housewives Quotes

Susan: Ian, I made my choice. Ian: But not for the right reasons. You’re just trying to honor a promise you made to me. Susan: I will get…

Lynette: Well, it turns out our new babysitter is working out too well, feel up to another tour of duty? Mrs. McCluskey: Are you sure you…

Gabrielle: What are you two doing here? Susan: Uh, what are we doing here? Lynette: Well, Edie hired me to cater, so it’s just business….

Julie: (To Susan, hiding behind the door) You want something bitchier, then do it yourself.

Mary Alice: (voiceover) …and for the first time, Gabrielle was willing to let Carlos be with someone else, because she knew…he still…

Carlos: So, if I’m just dating, and you’re in love and getting married, remind me again why it is that you get to be the angry one?

Julie: There are only two guys in this world who know all your flaws and have still found a way to love you. You’re just gonna toss them…

Edie: (about Gabrielle) Well, if she wants to play these schoolgirl games, fine, ’cause I invented ’em!

Gabrielle: (about Edie dating Carlos) It’s awkward, it’s, it’s like if I donated a dress to charity, and I went to a party and you showed…

Gabrielle: Good friends share more than just gossip and brunch, they share enemies too!