Desperate Housewives Quotes

(Maggie is talking to Susan about wedding cakes) Maggie: So, which one do you like the best? (Instead of the cakes, Susan eyes Ian and…

Mrs. McCluskey: I don’t really need to go the hospital. I’m fine. Blond Man: You’ve fractured a rib and you might have a concussion. You…

Victor: Are you insane? We’re in an elevator. Gabrielle: Exactly! Going down…

Police Officer: Ma’am, are you Karen McCluskey? Mrs. McCluskey: Little bastard gave me up, didn’t he?

Victor: I want you to organize a press conference and then I want you to help me prep for it. Assistant: This is gonna be a bloodbath, I…

(Gabrielle and Victor are stuck in an elevator, Gabrielle starting to undress Victor) Victor: Come on, cut it out, the power could come…

(Mike walks into Carlos’ room, Edie is hiding next to the door) Mike: (whispering) So uh… you got a girl in here? Carlos: No, why?…

(Lights are out) Susan: You know, I don’t believe we need a flashlight, my eyes have totally adjusted for the dark. (sound of glass…

Russell catches Edie and Carlos in bed together. Russell: Well, I see you can’t close a sale without opening something else. Edie: Oh,…

Susan: Thanks a lot. Now Maggie thinks you’re Charles Manson. Mike: I don’t care. I love you. Susan: Don’t say that. Mike: It’s true. I…