Desperate Housewives Quotes

Tom: (sweating) I need another pill and please tell the kids to turn down the TV. Mrs. McCluskey: I yell, they turn it down. I walk away,…

Tom: Make sure you have your cell phone with you. When you’re interviewing, I’ll call, you can conference me in. Lynette: (being ironic)…

Mary Alice: (narrating) It was natural for Edie and Carlos to assume that if they ever had sex, it would be amazing. And in fact, it…

(Gabrielle finds a room closet filled with couture clothes.) Victor: Yea, I don’t really know much about fashion. Gabrielle: Shhh.. They…

(Lynette finds an unconscious Tom lying on the floor of the Pizzeria.) Lynette: (crying) Listen to me. I forbid you to die. If you leave…

Gabrielle: (In Victor’s wive’s closet, to Victor) A dress this gorgeous is meant to be seen. Every day it hangs in the closet an angel…

Dr. Berman: Hi Mike. So, tell me, I’ve been dying to know. Did you talk to Susan? Could she remember what the movie was? Mike: Actually,…

Mike: Hey, you got a minute? I need your help with something. Susan: (holding her groceries) Ahm, I should probably get these inside….

Lynette: (to Tom on the phone) I know, you’re still mad, I am too, so why don’t you come home, we can be mad together.

Edie: (to Carlos, undressing) Don’t say anything. Just stop seeing the person that I’ve been and start seeing the person I could be. Look…