Desperate Housewives Quotes

Gabrielle: (to Carlos) Go! Go get all cholo on his ass!

Bree: So we’re back to being friends? Susan: We never really stopped.

Lynette: I think what my husband is trying to say is, if you really want to test a marriage, open a restaurant together. Anyway, thank…

Tom: Thank you. Thank you for coming. It means everything in the world to me. I gotta tell you, when I arrived here this afternoon, I saw…

Lynette: Okay, okay, we could point fingers, but what’s important is forgetting about what we expected, and focusing on what we have,…

Mary Alice: (narrating) The first light of sunrise. The sound of the cat purring. The smell of fresh coffee. Yes, there are many things a…

Lynette: I told you I wanted this floor to sparkle like your mom’s. Now does this floor look Bree Hodge clean to you? Andrew: Uh… no….

Zach: (referring to Luke) That was really weird. I don’t even know the guy and he works for me. Gabrielle: Works for me too!

(Ian is about to propose to Susan at the morgue.) Susan: I hadn’t really thought a lot about this moment, but when I did… the table we…

Susan is picking out a dress to wear to Jane’s funeral. Susan: It’s not about me, this is about Jane and Ian. What if I wore this one?…