Desperate Housewives Quotes

Gabrielle: (on the phone with her secret admirer) That’s very sweet of you but I am not the most beautiful woman in the world…Yes, I…

Mary Alice: Your average housewife worries constantly about the dangerous people she sees on the nightly news, which is why she buys…

Mary Alice: (narrating) It’s a dangerous world. So we all look for protection, and whether we find it in the arms of our mother, or at…

Susan: Don’t you walk away from me! Edie: Do we have to do this now? Susan: Yes, we do. You may have gotten your first diaphragm with…

Gabrielle: Honey, let’s get real, you are way too young for me. Zach: I’m two months older than John Rowland.

Lynette: (to Andrew) Aren’t you supposed to be working?Andrew: Aren’t you supposed to not be here?Lynette: Touch.

Alma: People don’t come back from the dead.

(Carlos walks into Gabrielle’s bedroom, while Gabrielle is in the bathroom.) Carlos: Gaby, I need another pillow. Gabrielle: All right….

Alma: Wait, now I’m confused! When Orson came over he just said “Welcome to the neighbourhood. Need any help unpacking?”

Lynette: (Pinches her blouse after seeing Harry starring at her chest) Harry, Harry, what’d I say? Harry: I know, I don’t mean to be…