Desperate Housewives Quotes

Bree: I try to hold my head up and smile and just bake more pies for the church social. But now your ex is camped out on our doorstep…

(Carlos calls while Gabrielle picnics on the lawn with Bill) Carlos: Hey, hey, who’s the dork? Gabrielle: Carlos? Carlos: What’s with…

Kayla: Leave me alone! You’re not my mommy!

Danielle: You hold on to your virginity. If Austin won’t wait then he doesn’t deserve you. Julie: I just don’t want to lose him….

Carlos: Why would I send you flowers? Gabrielle: To sabotage my new relationship! (nods to Bill) Carlos: Oh, picnic boy? What do I care…

Carlos: (to Gabrielle) Gabby if I was gonna send you flowers I wouldn’t send pink roses, I’d send you white orchids, because I know…

Bree: Now that we’re all assembled I’d like to introduce the guest of honor. I hope you’ll all be as delighted to meet her as I was. You…

Florist: (to Gabrielle) What’s to explain? A pretty girl gets flowers do you know many girls never get flowers. I work in a flower shop,…

Edie: I think Wisteria Lane is the place for you. Alma: Good. More than anything I just wanna fit in. Mary Alice: (narrating) Oh you…

Lynette: Well, gotta hand it to her. Just when you think Bree’s thrown every conceivable theme party she hosts a Shame on you for…