Desperate Housewives Quotes

Susan: (on the phone about the pills) So I’m just curious, where do you get off prescribing that without my consent? What? No I most…

Susan: (tense) Why were you two talking about condoms? Julie: Why were you eavesdropping? Susan: Don’t change the subject. Are you two…

Gabrielle: (on the phone with her secret admirer) That’s very sweet of you but I am not the most beautiful woman in the world…Yes, I…

Mary Alice: Your average housewife worries constantly about the dangerous people she sees on the nightly news, which is why she buys…

Mary Alice: (narrating) It’s a dangerous world. So we all look for protection, and whether we find it in the arms of our mother, or at…

Susan: Don’t you walk away from me! Edie: Do we have to do this now? Susan: Yes, we do. You may have gotten your first diaphragm with…

Gabrielle: Honey, let’s get real, you are way too young for me. Zach: I’m two months older than John Rowland.

Lynette: (to Andrew) Aren’t you supposed to be working?Andrew: Aren’t you supposed to not be here?Lynette: Touch.

Alma: People don’t come back from the dead.

(Carlos walks into Gabrielle’s bedroom, while Gabrielle is in the bathroom.) Carlos: Gaby, I need another pillow. Gabrielle: All right….