Desperate Housewives Quotes

(Lynette and Gabrielle are getting ready for a poker game and Bree joins them) Lynette: Guys, why’s it been so long since we played…

Mary Alice: There is a reason people can’t wait for Christmas, and it has little to do with family reunions, or curling up with a cup of…

Mary Alice: For the residents of Wisteria Lane, the holiday season could only begin once the decorations came out, for some that meant…

(Bree is throwing Gloria Hodge out of the house.) Bree: We’ve rented you a condo in a lovely retirement community. It’s our Christmas…

Gloria: You think you could be rid of me that easily? Orson: It’s over mother, I told her everything. Gloria: Oh, I doubt that very much….

Gabrielle: Friends come and go, but crowns are forever.

(Edie and Mike talk through the bars of his cell.) Mike: I’m gonna need a good lawyer. And that may take a little research. Edie: Uh huh….

(Mike is pacing in his cell when Susan comes up to him.) Mike: They told me somebody was coming, but I did not expect it to be you….

(After Art reveals he is a pedophile) Lynette: Where are you going? Art: Why? Are you going to write?

Susan: Is Edie getting you a good lawyer? Mike: I doubt it. She dumped me today. Susan: What? Why? Mike: Well, I was arrested for murder….