Desperate Housewives Quotes

Gabrielle: Friends come and go, but crowns are forever.

(Edie and Mike talk through the bars of his cell.) Mike: I’m gonna need a good lawyer. And that may take a little research. Edie: Uh huh….

(Mike is pacing in his cell when Susan comes up to him.) Mike: They told me somebody was coming, but I did not expect it to be you….

Bree: You cannot let your mother move into this neighborhood. It’s filled with junkies and whores. Orson: And we’ll owe them all an…

Gabrielle: Most models don’t eat pizza…well, at least not without having a finger for dessert.

Ian: The more I let you into my heart, the more I feel I’m pushing Jane out and… Susan: You don’t have to push Jane out to let me in….

Amy: Do you have to be skinny to be a model? Gabrielle: Well yeah. When was the last time you saw a fat person on a magazine cover?

(Edie is showing Bree, Orson and Gloria a cheap house.) Edie: Let’s try to be positive people! It’s a fabulous location and just walking…

Gabrielle: You’re opening up a salon? God… Could you get any gayer? Vern: It’s a consulting firm for beauty pageants contestants….

Gabrielle: Get up there and make me hate your beauty!