Desperate Housewives Quotes

Susan: (covering herself up while lying in Ian’s bed) Who are you? Rupert: I’m Rupert, I work for Mr Hainsworth. That would be the man…

Susan: Hey, here’s an idea. You keep some things in a drawer at my house. Would it be okay if I had one here? Ian: A drawer? Do you think…

Gabrielle: (looking in a mirror) I hate this dress. I look like something Ike Turner would hit.

Mary Alice: Each year as part of their fund-raising drive, the Fairview Adventure Scouts would award a shiny new bike to whoever sold the…

Karl: (About Ian) Fine, that’s it, all right? I forbid you to see this guy! Susan: What?! No! I don’t take orders from you! Julie: Mum…

Marcella: You, come with me. Gabrielle: Marcella, look, I don’t know what they told you, but all I’m asking for is a simple costume…

Bree: Now you listen to me. That woman gave you life, and the Fifth Commandment tells us to honor our parents no matter how hideous or…

Susan: Julie, that boy drinks, he steals, and now I find him mauling you on my couch? That’s it! Julie Alexandra Mayer, I forbid you to…

Orson: I don’t care, my mother’s not moving in here until she fits in a jar on the mantle.

Parker: You went to the store and you got shot, and auntie Nora died. Lynette: I’m only gonna be in there for ten minutes, I promise….