Desperate Housewives Quotes

Susan: So you asked us to a meal to announce another meal? That’s so Bree of you.

Tom: She sat down so quickly, I didn’t know what to say! Lynette: How about “You’re in the frame, bitch. Move!”

Mary Alice: This is what rainy days are good for. They make everything clean again. Especially on a street like Wisteria Lane, where…

Lynette: (talking on the phone) Hey Gaby, It’s Lynette. Got a little emergency here. Is it okay if we use your back yard? (pauses) Great,…

Lynette: Wow. White gloves. What are we having lunch in the 1880’s?

Karen: (talking to a prospective buyer) The police found her severed fingers in the garage. And they never found Felicia’s body. I…

Mary Alice: Something awful happened on Lake View Drive last year. To understand why, you need to know that when Alma Hodge awoke that…

Bree: Excuse me. Did you lose something? Orson: No. I just thought… for you. Bree: Oh, um. I don’t do that. Orson: Why not? Bree: I’m a…

Katherine: I think I’ve got the right tree. Just sick of barking.

Robin: No one judges the woman from the loony bin when there’s a stripper next door.