Desperate Housewives Quotes

Mary Alice: Have you met the perfect couple? The two soulmates, whose love never dies? The two lovers, whose relationship is never…

Lynette: So what’re you saying? You’re more afraid of Nora than you are of me? Tom: (stuttering) Is that what you think I meant? Because…

Mary Alice: It doesn’t rain very often in the town of Fairview. But when it does, it pours. It was on just such a day that Bree Van De…

Mary Alice: (narrating) Every storm brings with it hope, that somehow by morning everything will be made clean again and even the most…

Retiring Elder: My only concern would be the neighborhood, we really need a quiet place for our retirement. Edie: Oh, are you kidding?…

Doctor (Susan shaving Mike) You know, we do have people here in the hospital who could do that. Susan: But I like doing it, I think Mike…

Gabrielle: (about Orson) Oh, generous. That means he’s good in the sack. Bree: Actually… uh no, we haven’t had sex yet. We’re waiting…

Xiao-Mei: Don’t go! I need you to rub my feet. They’re sore, and doctor say… Gabrielle: Oh, cut it out, Xiao-Mei! The doctor didn’t say…

Doctor: Ms. Van De Kamp, I think you may have had an orgasm. Bree: No, no, no. I’ve had orgasms before. Doctor: How would you describe…

Susan: (to the comatose Mike) So, I need to ask you something. Ian, ya know, from across the hall? You met him…anyway, he sort of asked…