Desperate Housewives Quotes

Robin: The next time you’re giving it to your husband, could you draw the drapes?

Lynette: We’d hoped that it’d be another year before we had the parent-son conversation where we tell you not to offer your neighbor…

Lynette: The next you take a shower, think you could close your blinds? I have a 16-year old son and he has friends.

Katherine: She can’t bring any more crazy to this street than I did.

Susan: I’m just trying to help her get back on her feet. Gabrielle: That should be a nice change for her.

Gabrielle: Our husbands are in there pulling together their dollar bills, what else do we need to know?

Xiao-mei: I can go now, too? Gabrielle: No, you can start dinner. Xiao-mei: What?! Gabrielle: You’re not going anywhere, not as long as…

Bree: Oh! Does anybody ever call you “Alfie”? Alfred: No. Bree: And why should they? So, um, Alfred, I was wondering if you could maybe…

Carlos: Okay, Gaby, can we please talk about this?! You’re the one that gave me permission, remember? You said, “go have sex with…

Bree: Excuse me. Do you have the time? Alfred: Yeah, it’s just after 8. Bree: Oh, I was afraid of that. Alfred: Afraid of what? Bree:…