Desperate Housewives Quotes

Nora: Hi. Lynette: Hi. Did you get the check? Nora: Yeah, I wanted to talk to you about that. Do you have a minute? Lynette: Tom?! Nora:…

Mike: You know, I had the feeling when I first saw you in the movie theater that we’d met before. Orson: I don’t think so. Mike: Oh, I’m…

Mary Alice: This is the street where I used to live and these were the people with whom I shared my life. I met them the day they moved…

Danielle: Can we please get out of here? This place is gross. And, god, I’m starving. Matthew: Yeah, I know, but we don’t have any money,…

Xiao-mei: I can go now, too? Gabrielle: No, you can start dinner. Xiao-mei: What?! Gabrielle: You’re not going anywhere, not as long as…

Bree: Oh! Does anybody ever call you “Alfie”? Alfred: No. Bree: And why should they? So, um, Alfred, I was wondering if you could maybe…

Carlos: Okay, Gaby, can we please talk about this?! You’re the one that gave me permission, remember? You said, “go have sex with…

Bree: Excuse me. Do you have the time? Alfred: Yeah, it’s just after 8. Bree: Oh, I was afraid of that. Alfred: Afraid of what? Bree:…

Susan: I’ve got everything ready to go– flowers, candles, Elvis Costello CD all cued up. Gabrielle: But who has the ring? Susan:He does….

Bree: Would you please, uh, add that to our bill? Rex: I’m telling you, Bree, you’re gonna have to stop riding ’em so hard. Bree: I am…